Dawson's Creek - 104 - Discovery

Original air date: February 10, 1998

Since the episode called Dance, involved a school dance and the episode Kiss involved kisses, I'm going to assume that this episode called Discovery will involve a discovery of some kind? What could it be? Could people discover Ms. Jacobs is a disgusting ephebophile? That Mrs. Leary is a cheating ho? Will Dawson discover Joey likes him? Well let's dig right in and find out.

Hey, guess how the episode starts. Go on, I dare you. Just guess. Do you know where it starts? Yep Dawson's bedroom!

Is it weird how excited I get over the
sameness of the intros?

I am now officially rooting for every episode to start like this. I don't know why, I guess I just like the consistency. It amuses me. Though I seem to recall the episode openers being different in other seasons, this will be a fond memory of the show none the less.

Dawson and Joey are watching footage of his movie together, although Dawson is focusing more on one aspect of his film, Jen.

I bet Dawson is going to wear out the
pause button on these tapes.

I'm starting to wonder whether the whole movie hasn't just devolved into him just filming Jen doing anything and his room will turn into a horrific stalker paradise ala Lane's room from Better Off Dead:

Just like this...

Because Dawson is paying Jen a compliment, Joey's claws come out and she tears down his assertion that Jen is perfect. Joey basically calls her boring and then condescendingly describes Jen's future of having above average SAT which gets her into an arts college in New England but marries rich. Because Joey's shit doesn't stink and how very dare Jen be pretty. Joey is the prettiest girl on the show and don't you forget it! Also, spoiler alert, Joey gets a scholarship with her awesome grades and gets into a prestigious university in New England.

Hypocrisy, thy name is Joey Potter

Dawson remarks that she's put a lot of thought into this and she retorts that she didn't, it was just super obvious to her. Fuck you, Joey. Fuck you very, very much. Ugh, now, where was I? Oh yes, Dawson puts in one of his raw tapes to check it out while asking for anniversary gift ideas for his parents. I find this weird because isn't an anniversary only celebrated by the couple? I never bought my parents gifts for their wedding anniversary but then maybe I'm just a horrible daughter. They act like they have to get this huge super important gift to and I'm like, if you want to do something nice, give them a night away from you. Pay for their dinner, make them dinner, wash up afterwards. It's simple. I never got my parents an anniversary gift but I'm better at it than Dawson.

I'm better than a fictional character.

So they are watching the tape when they realize that Dawson accidentally shot a porno starring Ms. Jacobs. They've discovered she likes fucking outdoors but not that she likes her men underage.

Or maybe they discovered that she gets off on trees...

Theme song! "I don't wanna wait..."

Dawson and Joey waste no time telling Pacey and Jen all about the steamy video they have of Ms. Jacobs because who the hell wouldn't in a small town where nothing really happens. Pacey is understandably nervous, although I think the person who should be really nervous is Ms. Jacobs but she's trained her student well so he'll cover for her.

Guys, my first time wasn't that funny.

Jen and Dawson walk home together and talk about how Dawson knows nothing about sex and how that's a turn on for Jen or something. At least, that's how I saw the scene. They start to kiss but Jen can see that her Grams is watching and she isn't into that. She then says that the anticipation of the next kiss will lead to a big payoff later but then says screw it and kisses him anyway.

Full on open mouth, in front of her grandma. Nice.

Grams is upset with her but Jen says it was just a kiss. Grams points out that Jen got into a lot of trouble with just a kiss back home. Oho! We are discovering something about Jen's past. Jen gets upset that Grams keeps reminding her of the past and reiterates that what happened between her and Dawson was just a kiss.

Not buying it.

Dawson comes home to find his father whining to his mother about how she didn't notice something on his face. Dawson asks if it's the scar on his chin that he got ten years ago and Mitch remarks that his son knows his face better than his wife and then says she should come home early more often so she can see his face in the daylight. She would but she's too busy boning her co-anchor to care about your stupid scars.

She will, however, still use your body.
Stay classy, Mrs. Leary!

I'm starting to get a really uncomfortable feeling about this episode at this point but I'll expound on that later.

Dawson excuses himself from his parents' make out session and finds Pacey ransacking his room. He's looking for the tapes and Dawson tells him to calm down and he'll get it for him. He thinks his friend has gone totally nutso-insane over his innocent teacher crush but really his friend has gone totally nutso insane because the woman completely manipulated him.

Pacey, SMASH!

Realizing that he's coming across as a crazy weirdo, Pacey decides to come clean to Dawson about his relationship with Ms. Jacobs. As you can probably guess, it infuriates me further. I mean, Pacey flat out tells Dawson that he's the guy boning Ms. Jacobs on the tape and Dawson's reaction is:

Duuuuuuhhhhhhhh, that's bizarre.

And I get this weird feeling that he's only reacting to the fact that Pacey had sex with an older woman and not the absolute fucking wrongness of the situation. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that they don't talk about the seriousness of it because most teen guys would probably give each other high fives, which is something that just makes me sad about the state of the world. The only thing Pacey is worried about is if he looked good on the tape and he actually asks Dawson that and I'm left looking like this:

Why? Why would you ask your
friend how you are at sex?

Moving on to a different scene, Dawson and Joey are shopping for a present for his parents' anniversary. Again, Dawson just give them a night off or something, it doesn't have to be this complicated. They will buy each other gifts. Since Dawson has now kissed Jen, it has now become Joey's obsession to pressure him into having sex with her. This girl is a bit messed in the head. Then they run into Dawson's mom and her lover.

Does everyone but me forget that they live in a
small town? People would notice this shit.

Dawson is an oblivious simpleton and Joey glares at Mrs. Leary because she knows her dirty little secret. Mrs. Leary acts all guilty and rushes out. Dawson mentions that he thought Bob was a tool before but likes him now that he's met him and Joey says he had it right the first time. I agree.

Jen is confronted by Grams as she heads out the door and admits that she is seeing Dawson. Grams does not approve but Jen assures her that Dawson is not like other guys. Grams relents but warns Jen to be careful and not to make mistakes that young girls often do. This upsets Jen and she calls Grams out for being judgemental.

Oh no she didn't!

Next, Pacey talks with Ms. Jacobs in public about the school curriculum. He waxes obnoxious about how he wants more "action" in the books, by action he means sex. When Ms. Jacobs points out that there is sex in almost every piece of literature they will read, he complains that it's not real sex.

Pacey, it's fictional.

What he really means is that the sex always leads to bad things in the books they are assigned and he asserts that that's not true and while I do agree with him there, he is using this as an analogy that the sex he and Ms. Jacobs are now having will work out and nothing bad will happen to them. To that I just say:

Yeah sure. Whatever you say, Pacey.
I'm sure the statutory rape will work out just fine.

He puts his hand on hers and she pulls her hand away from him because they are in a public fucking place and she knows that it's wrong for her to be involved with one of her students.

Plus, the people in the background have eyes, you know.

Jen compliments Dawson on his movie making skills and agrees to help him do dubbing because her scream is utter shit. Dawson booked time at his mom's work to do the sound work so it pays to have a mom with access to TV and sound equipment. Jen still sucks and they take a break and even though Dawson cleared this with his mom, even though they made arrangements to meet up, this happens:

Right out in the open for everyone to see and gossip about.

Dawson discovers that his mom is a cheating whore. His world is shattered and so he leaves the studio to recover. Jen, being a good girlfriend, offers to be a shoulder for Dawson to lean on should he need it but he's all "fuck that, Imma talk to Joey instead because you are just for sex." Literally, it's like:

I'm here, if you need to talk.

Fuck that.

Joey, listen to my problems so you can snark at me!

Real nice, Dawson. Way to put no faith in your girlfriend. Also, he finds out that Joey knew before he did and didn't tell him so he throws a bitch fit at her and tells her they are not friends anymore. Then he leaves.

Adding to Pacey's paranoia about Ms. Jacobs, he once again spots her across the street from his work. This time, she is enjoying what appears to be an intimate lunch with Mr. Gold.

He is sad.

Dawson sees his mom and she acts all innocent and asks why she didn't see him at the station. How she didn't put two and two together is beyond me and seriously? If she was expecting to see him there, why would she have been so open about kissing her co-anchor? There was every possibility that her son would see it, hell anyone could have seen it.

Dawson then decides to finally take Jen up on her offer and talks to her. He asks if he's boring Jen but she says he isn't and that she was happy he was talking to her. She said she felt hurt earlier when he didn't say anything and was sure he went running to Joey to pour his heart out. Dawson confirms it by saying that he won't make that mistake again. Nice, Dawson. He then makes her promise to be open and honest with him about everything and here is where my earlier discomfort has been fully realized.

Jen spills the beans about her past.

Jen opens up to him, at admittedly not the best time, about her past in New York. How she wasn't sent here to help her Grams out with her Grandfather but was in fact sent to Capeside to get away from the fast life of New York city and the drugs and sex. Dawson asks if her parents sent her here to get away from kids like that and Jen confesses that she "was kids like that". Dawson does not take this well.

He's mad at her and then it hit me. This episode paints all of the women to be lying bitches. Like, every single one of them. The guys are all innocent while the wicked women play with their hearts.

- Ms. Jacobs pulls away from Pacey and seemingly flirts with Mr. Gold right after they had sex. Bitch.

- Mrs. Leary is cheating on her husband of 20 years, who is still completely smitten with her. Bitch.

- Jen lied about being a virgin. I can't really fault her for this because Joey put her on the spot and she seemed to be trying to escape her past life but the episode paints her as a bad person. Bitch.

- Joey knew about Mrs. Leary's affair and didn't say anything to Dawson, so he is pissed at her for lying. Bitch.

You see? Not one of the guys did anything wrong this episode but all of the girls did. I don't know, it makes me uncomfortable but this show, right now at least, seems to like making the men out to be innocent heroes while vilifying its females. I had never noticed this before but it's just really smacking me in the face right now. I hope this isn't a trend throughout the series and is just in this one episode but we'll see.

Jen tries to talk to Dawson the next day to try and see if things are still good between them. Dawson blows her off like a douche.

Pacey confronts Ms. Jacobs about whether or not she likes him or Mr. Gold. She informs Pacey that Mr. Gold is gay which is so not cool. Especially since Mr. Gold obviously wants to keep that a secret but I guess it's more important that she save her relationship with her fifteen year old student than honour her friend's secret.

Worst teacher. Worst friend. Worst person.

Pacey is confused by this and asks her why she wouldn't hold his hand earlier. You know, in a public place where anyone could see? She points this out to her and he finally gets it. She then confesses to being confused about their relationship too. I can make it really easy for the both of you, YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP!

Jen confronts Dawson yet again about their conversation because she confessed a lot to him and he is acting like a prick to her now and she wants to try and work things out. Dawson gets mad at her because she wants him to say something but he doesn't know what to say. So Jen says it for him.

You could tell me why you've been avoiding me all day,
or what's behind that look in your eyes, whether it's
repulsion or jealousy or complete disapproval because
I know I've never seen it before. You could tell me that you
suddenly feel strange about us, that maybe we need a
little break because you don't seem to know me and maybe
you never really did. Or, and now I'll make it really
easy for you, you can just tell me if I've left anything out.

Dawson doesn't answer and Jen says she has her answer and storms off. So Dawson asks Pacey for advice on the matter. Pacey, bless his heart, says that it wouldn't bother him. He asks Dawson why it should bother him.

Because she's not a virgin! Because she's
had sex with other guys.

Dawson? FUCK. YOU! What a fucking awful and outdated way to view women. So what, Jen is "damaged goods" to you just because she dared to have sex with other men before she even really met you? Just, fuck off. I can't even. I think I rage blacked out after he uttered those lines.

Pacey doesn't help things by saying that Jen telling Dawson about her history was "an in" for him to bed her. Yeah, or she could have just been trying to be honest with Dawson about her past and give him a reason as to why she was so hesitant to move too fast in their relationship.

Pacey? Go join Dawson in the corner.

Now I suppose you'll say that two guys are wrong in this episode so it's not just the females. Except that the episode itself is not painting them as being in the wrong at all. So, my point still stands.

Dawson reveals that instead of confronting his mother about catching her, he is going to tell his father.

The dramatic beat leads to nothing as Mr. Leary goes on about how in love he is with Dawson's mother and then Mrs. Leary walks in saying she's almost ready for their anniversary date and Dawson pusses out.

You lose. Pussality!

Meanwhile, the unthinkable happens and Jen approaches Joey for some advice on Dawson and why he's being such a douche. Joey informs her that Dawson is a classic only child who pouts when he doesn't get his way which is pretty damn accurate. Joey says that all she can do is wait for him to come around. When Jen asks how long it will be until he does, Joey simply says. "Don't go by me, I'd probably be stupid enough to wait forever." And I feel sad for Joey with that line and finally sympathise with her a bit. Jen asks her if she'd mind some company.

Awwww, they're finally bonding.

Pacey decides to ask Tamara about her sexual past. She tells him that there  have only been a few that mattered, one in high school, one in college and three since then but nothing for a while. Pacey is upset until Ms. Jacobs says that the one in high school was referring to him.

Pacey is of course, happy.

I am mad that they are trying to pass this off as a serious relationship. Seriously? Gag me with a spoon.

Jen has a sad moment with her unconscious grandfather where she laments the fact that both Dawson and Grams think she's a slut. She hopes that one day a fifteen year old girl with a shady past won't matter and I just want to hug her.

Poor Jen. I really wish you could have a happy ending.

Joey confronts Dawson and they have a weird conversation about their friendship being "museum-bound" and then about how they must have been married in another life but that they brought other dates to their wedding but that they would want to save each other but that they're not sure what happens next and...I'm at a loss. I think they are competing to see who can be the most vague about their relationship and they are both winning.

No doubt about it...straight to the Smithsonian.

Sure, your relationship will be a museum artifact, Joey. What does that even mean? That they won't be friends? That their friendship is so strong, it will stand the test of time and be discovered in the future to be put on display as an example of awesome friendship? Could you vague it up for me a bit there?

I didn't enjoy this episode very much. I hated the way it portrayed women as the bad guys and I hated the fact that this episode is trying to tell me there is more to the Ms. Jacobs/Pacey relationship than just sex. You lie, writers, you lie.

So stay tuned to find out if Dawson and Joey's friendship falls apart and ends up in a museum or if it lasts forever...and ends up in a museum. I don't know, something to do with museums though.

Next episode is Hurricane. Guys? I think a hurricane might hit Capeside...just a guess. I mean, the episode titles are super subtle but it could happen.

Dawson's Creek - 103 - Kiss

Original air date: February 3, 1998

Last time on Dawson's Creek, Mrs. Leary is still a cheating ho, Ms. Jacobs is still an Ephebophile, Joey still likes Dawson and Dawson and Jen may have started dating. Sort of.

Continuing on with our recaps, the third episode opens once again in Dawson's room with a conversation between Dawson and Joey. I'm starting to think that this will be a running thing through out, at least, this season. We'll see if I'm right.

Anyways, Dawson and Joey are watching From Here to Eternity because he's trying to earn some film cred back after claiming E.T. should have won an Oscar over Ghandi and admittedly worshipping Stephen Spielberg as a God.

Fuck James Cameron,
I'm King of the World!

Dawson brags about how his kiss with Jen will be exactly like the one in the movie. Joey harasses Dawson for not kissing her yet and for someone who harbours a secret crush on him, Joey is certainly pushy about him kissing Jen. What is she thinking? If she pushes him enough about kissing Jen, he'll realize he actually wants to kiss her? I hate to break it to you, Joey, but no one thinks like that.

Anyways, Dawson calls her jaded and tells her that if she actually let her guard down and let people in, she could have a moment like Debrah Carr in From Here to Eternity.

Joey: Mmm, sand in my crotch. Heaven.

Semi-interesting side note: Debrah Carr plays Karen Holmes in the movie and Katie Holmes plays Joey who is going to pretend to be Debrah Carr...son. Yes, little things like this amuse me.

Back to the recap, Joey makes fun of Dawson for living in an ideal movie world, Dawson says he likes imagination and magic and Joey snarks that he should clap hard because he's Tinkerbell's last hope.

Cue theme song.

Dawson is back in film class and is acting like a Mr. Know it All. I mean, sure none of the kids know what they're doing but if he's so sure, why did he want to take this class anyway? Mr. Gold obviously has no clue what he's doing, otherwise he would have asked people to hand in scripts, gone over them and picked a completed one for them to shoot instead of just going with one guy's idea and then spit-balling a script with the whole class. Who is writing this thing?

What do you want from me? Shakespeare?

Exactly. Dawson acts all smug and self-righteous about the fact that they don't have a script locked down before shooting which I find hilarious coming from Dawson "I'll change my script in the middle of filming even though I've already filmed most of my old script" Leary but whatever.

Duh, only I can change scripts at the last minute.

Meanwhile, in Ms. Jacobs' Statutory Rapetorium, Pacey asks her why she hasn't handed his test back to him. Ms. Jacobs says it's because he failed, hard and that he's failing all of his other courses too. Pacey reveals that he is failing on purpose so that Ms. Jacobs would tutor him. I fail to see his logic. Why fail all of his classes? She's just an English teacher so he should just fail English, she can't help him with his other subjects and it's not her responsibility to. Then he starts getting icky by flirting with his teacher, saying that he needs a "slave driver. Somebody with a whip, maybe?" and I just gagged in my throat a little. Not that this wouldn't be a fun activity between two consenting adults but more the context and what's to come later. It just smacks of young naive kid trying to sound "adult" and that is always icky to me.

You're not icky, Pacey. The circumstance is icky.

Ms. Jacobs again shows some restraint by telling Pacey that they can't interact that way but then Pacey says that she can tutor him. She agrees and tells him to meet her after school. Actually, they are meeting after a staff meeting so, you know, no one will be there. That's a swell idea, Ms. Jacobs. Please, continue leading your student on and playing hot and cold with him so you feel pursued and young again.

That's right. I see your game, TaMAHra.

Next we cut to Dawson and Pacey at the local hangout, The Icehouse. This is where Joey works and I assume, her sister and her sister's boyfriend own it. Bodie has changed since the pilot, I guess that happens sometimes but he's still the same guy.

Or so we're told...

Dawson is bragging to Pacey about how he will be allowed into the film class he thinks is beneath him if he proves himself by being a PA for Nellie. Pacey points out that the test is designed for him to fail as Nellie hates him but Dawson remains ignorantly optimistic. Joey joins them at the table just as Dawson starts in on his plans for kissing Jen.

Joey is not amused.

Pacey goes on about how he has a hot date and requests oysters and just gag me, alright? I don't know how many more ways I can say how much I hate this sorry excuse for a relationship. Thankfully, Joey saves us by noticing a cute rich boy walk into the restaurant.

He has a five-head and doufy hair. Joey has a type, ok?

Joey barely has a chance to recover from her ogle-fest when Pacey starts pestering her about it and uh oh, is Dawson maybe a little bit jealous?

I thought I was the only one with the rights to this hair do.

Pacey makes a crack about Joey finally noticing the opposite sex and growing up. Then he calls after the guy that Joey thinks he's hot stuff.

She handles it maturely.

Later, Dawson is prepping helmets for Helmets of Glory. He is surprised when Jen shows up saying that she offered to help out by being a cheerleader. Dawson acts all pissy that she dared to be in someone else's film because she is solely his property and then acts all jealous when Cliff shows up.

Hey baby, do you want to see my helmet of glory?

We next go to Ms. Bad-touch's Statutory Rapetorium where she is "tutoring" Pacey but it looks more like she's just standing around while he reads a book which, I guess some people need help with. Then Pacey asks her what she was like when she was a student and even more telling, he asks her if she would have dated him back then. She says that she wouldn't and that again spells out why this is wrong. He's not her type of guy, he's a young guy. This just confirms that she's using him and yet the show seems to be painting them as a serious relationship and not some fucked up power dynamic relationship. Then things get really, really squicky when she hands him a question sheet about the book and says that if he gets some right, she will give him "positive reinforcement"

Positive reinforcement...in my PANTS!

Lady, you have given up all pretences of trying to do the right thing now. You know what he is thinking when you say that and you fucking like it. You are getting off on having power over this kid, on having him want you. You are a horrible, horrible person.

Moving on to something more tolerable, Joey hears some beautiful, soulful music being played on the docks near the restaurant and she just has to go and investigate. Of course it's the rich guy she likes and it's such a romance cliche too but I suppose that is the point of her story this episode. Cynical, jaded Joey gets a taste of movie level romance for one episode. Right down to a rich guy wanting poor her and the rich guy even looks a bit like Blaine from Pretty in Pink to really nail the point home:

Doufy hair, ears that stick out a bit and a
button down shirt. It's like a rich guy formula.

Joey and Rich Boy have a conversation, well it's more he talks honestly with her while she snarks at him while giving evasive or stupid answers to his questions. It's all rather infuriating, I mean, it's clear he's into her so why does she act like that? Why can't she just flirt back, does she constantly have to prove how witty she is? Anyway, he says his name is Anderson and he asks for hers. I guess she doesn't want him to know or find out that she's a waitress so she gives him a fake name, Debrah Carson. Get it? Because she's going to have her From Here to Eternity moment? The beginning of this episode was, you guessed it, FORESHADOWING!

I'm fucking genius, yo!

Pacey is getting quizzed by Ms. Jacobs and is doing really well with the one word answers but stumbles when she actually asks him a challenging question.

Dawson, meanwhile, makes pissy comments about Helmets of Glory when he should be thankful to have an opportunity to get into the class he wants to get into and also do some networking with like-minded students that could help him finish his film. Nellie rightly calls him out on his bullshit.

You didn't earn your place here!

She is entirely right that Dawson hasn't really earned his place in the prestigious class yet but she loses me at the point where she complains about him bashing the script that she "worked all summer on". I want to be in her corner except for two issues I have. 1) I thought "Mr. Cliff Quarterback himself" was writing, directing and starring in this so wouldn't the script be his? 2) If Nellie worked all summer on the script, why the hell was it still not done on the day they were starting shooting? How extensive is this thing because in most high school film classes, I assume they start you off with a smaller project so you can get your feet wet. You're not going to make a 2 hour epic your first time out, is what I'm saying. Ten minutes to half an hour is usually about it but whatever, this is make believe or in other words, I should just:

But I digress. It's time to get back the the Statutory Rapetorium where the situation becomes even more rage inducing. Pacey manages to come up with an intelligent answer to her question and then eagerly asks for his reward. At this point, Ms. Jacobs says she doesn't have one because she didn't expect him to get this far.

WORST. TEACHER. EVER!

Pacey then asks her if she was bluffing and she blithely says that she'll owe him. You see what I mean with the hot and cold? She really does get off on the attention she can get out of him. She wants to pretend that she's this beacon of good just because she's restraining herself from having sex with her underage student but she's not good, she's horrible. She is manipulating her student into wanting her more by doing this. She doesn't care for him, she just gets her jollies off being wanted by someone so young. I'm not convinced that she would only do this with Pacey because he's special, I think any student who showed her the time of day would have done it for her. She's gross.

Pacey keeps coming on to her and she finally just mentally torments the kid by being completely blunt about having sex on her desk and asking him to strip. He gets increasingly nervous, especially when she mentions needing condoms and makes the excuse that her classroom isn't very romantic. She then laughs at him and insensitively asks him if it's his first time.

You know it is.

Uh, yeah she does. How could she not? He's freaking fifteen and I realize that some people do lose their virginity around that age but with the way he was talking earlier, about no girls liking him, asking if she would date him in high school, etc...it was pretty damn obvious that he had never done it before and that part of his obsession with her was that he could flirt with her safely without having to worry about the follow through. This is yet another reason why this relationship is so fucking atrocious. I know they were going for drama here but they are failing because this isn't just taboo, that cutesy word they throw around about their relationship to make it seem forbidden and sexy, no this is fucking wrong.

I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's
right to do the wrong thing.

And I'm a firm believer that Ms. Jacobs should be in jail.

Meanwhile, it's daytime again and Joey and Anderson have set sail. Joey is a natural with the sailing and Anderson is impressed. They then get to run around on the beach together. He talks about how important honesty is and that as long as a person doesn't lie about what they're doing he's cool with it. Joey now feels like a piece of shit but then she continues frolicking on the beach with him anyways and just when Joey is about to get her thrilling romantic movie kiss, she pusses out.

Dammit, Joey! Just kiss him, you don't
have to save yourself for Dawson.

Dawson finally earns his keep by teaching the other kids in his class how to do a tracking shot, which Mr. Gold should have taught them if he was actually good at his job. I suspect he took the position because he originally just wanted to watch movies for class. Pacey is helping out with this shot which is really confusing because it's daytime and in the last shot of Pacey alone with Ms. Jacobs, he said that the film crew had left. Before that, Ms. Jacobs said to meet her after class and then Joey meets the guy at sunset but that's the same night that Pacey meets Ms. Jacobs which is happening at the same time that they are filming and Joey is spending the day with Anderson. What is the time line of this episode? Seriously? I'm so fucking lost. Is it day? Night? Are we doing flashbacks and flash forwards? WHAT IS GOING ON???

Same here, Mugatu.

After filming is done, Jen and Dawson grab a bite to eat at the Icehouse while they discuss filming a scene for his movie. Joey has shown up for work in this day that will never end and is in a surprisingly good mood. This makes me even more curious as to why she didn't kiss the guy, she's obviously into him and she's probably not going to see him again and if she does, she has to keep lying about who she is so it's never going to work.

Cue Anderson coming into the restaurant. Joey rips her apron off and sits next to Jen and Dawson before he comes up and starts talking to her. Jen figures out pretty quickly what's up and covers for her lies but Dawson remains clueless. I do love Jen's reiteration of Joey's words when they first met each other, to Anderson:

Would you like to join us, Deb's friend,
whom we've never met...ever.

Priceless. Joey agrees to meet Anderson again while Bessie almost blows her cover. Luckily, Bodie clues in and helps her out. Joey is rescued from her web of lies...for now.

Pacey sees Ms. Jacobs talking to Mr. Gold after the film shoot and is pissed off. Seriously, how long is this day? What time is it? I don't even know anymore. Ms. Jacobs acts all indignant again that Pacey would be upset about her hanging out with someone else because that's part of her game. She asks Pacey what he wants from her and he says that he wants her. Why? I don't know, she's hot, I guess.

Dawson has lured Jen up to the "ruins" to do some filming and maybe get a little somethin', somethin'. Yes, I just wrote that. The ruins are very pretty, so Dawson is really good at setting the mood, I'll give him that.

The charm of Dawson is his romantic side.

However, he has to go and creep it up because after they are done filming the scene, he tries to secretly film them kissing. I assume this tape would then replace Katie Couric as his morning wank material.

Yes! I found another one!

Jen notices and is rightfully creeped out.

Joey sees Anderson again and he tells her that he and his family are leaving but says he can visit her in New York. He offers to take her to the Rainbow Room but she says that she prefers Bouley because she's an East Side girl. From the confused look he gives her, I'd say she's busted! But he gives her his number anyways and then they kiss.

Good for you, girl.

Jen yells at Dawson for a bit while he tries to explain why he is such a freak. This then freaks Jen out more because she realizes how much he's built up this kiss and she feels she'll be a let down. Dawson assures her that that will "Never happen."

Joey finds out from Bodie that she for sure effed up because the restaurant she mentioned is in Tribeca and closed down a few years ago. This prompts her to throw Anderson's number out the window. I don't get why this is her downfall, she already lied about her name and her station in life, it wasn't going to work anyways. Plus, what was she going to do, travel to New York every time he goes there and pretend to live there? It's stupid.

Meanwhile Dawson and Jen continue to talk when they are interrupted by a noise. They quickly hide and panic about being caught which gets them both horny, I guess.

They kiss.

Then it's revealed that Dawson's camera is still recording but it's not recording he and Jen kissing, it's actually recording the most horrific scene in Dawson's horror movie:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Yep, Ms. Jacobs finally claimed her prize, some nice underage cock. I feel dirty for having written that. Save me.

Well, that was Kiss. I don't know what more I can say about this episode that I haven't already said in others so I'll just leave you once again with, I hate TamAHra Jacobs. She is a horrible character and she did a horrible thing in this episode. This was not their love progressing, this was a woman who just took advantage of a sexually naive and inexperienced teenager. I really don't like shows that glorify this type of relationship because it is wrong for more reasons than age alone. It is wrong because she is a teacher and she holds power over him both by being more experienced and by being in a position of authority over him. They are not equals and he clearly has his head in the clouds with her while she regards him as a lost little puppy that gives her attention when she wants it.

I can't remember how they resolve this, probably because I've tried to block this portion of Pacey's story from my memory but I seem to recall that she gets off scott free which is so wrong.

I guess we'll have to see what happens next when I recap Discovery. Thanks for reading.